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    Evolution

    Finished Charles Darwin's ‘On the Origin of Species’ (3rd attempt) over the weekend combined with some observation of our cat made me realise how advanced she is.

    Grooming: Built-in ‘brillo pad’ on her tongue and no requirement for soap etc.
    Toilet habits: No requirement for toilet roll etc.
    Sex: No messing around.
    Shoes: Last a lifetime (well cushioned to avoid detection by the birds and mice).
    Communication: Compared to humans, limited, but very effective - a simple purr or swish of the tail quickly communicates her mood.
    Hunting: Self-sufficient when we’re away for a few days.
    Sleep: 20 hours per day.
    Pastoral care: They quickly tell us when their number is up and a quick visit to the vet avoids a slow and painful death.

    Any thoughts?

    Last edited by oscarose; 28 May 2012, 09:10. Reason: Cats sometimes need the dentist
    one day at a time

    #2
    Cats are small and we are big.

    Were it the other way around our deaths would neither quick nor painless (unless they were hungry).
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      Originally posted by oscarose View Post
      Any thoughts?

      Tortoises survive far longer with a fraction of all that equipment.

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        #4
        They're nice and soft and furry, that's the most important part.

        And cats do need dentists.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          I hate cats.

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            #6
            Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
            I hate cats.
            WHS
            Last edited by SimonMac; 28 May 2012, 08:44.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
              I hate cats.
              I don't mind cats but cats hate me.
              Or is that normal catty behaviour?

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                #8
                I have buried a fair few cats. But the missus keeps getting more.

                The latest one is a black and white(tuxedo) male who thinks he is a human. When he wants to go out he jumps up on the worktop and hits the door keys in the lock making them jangle.

                Recently he has started looking for the keys, even if they are not in the door
                I think that cat is becoming sentient. Thats what I call evolution



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                  I hate cats.
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  WHS
                  Our best furry friends?

                  one day at a time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost

                    Though the wailing & gnashing of teeth afterwards isn't a pretty sight.
                    Is that the owners?

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