House price crash

[DimPrawn]

Britain's million pound property hotspots - Telegraph

One in every 32 properties in the UK is now a million pound home.

If we build more houses we'd have more millionaires.

[AtW]

How is ze new mistress?

[Diver]

I'm a property millionaire.

Haven't got two pennies to rub together (I keep spending them) but on paper I'm loaded!

Until I try to sell that is

[DimPrawn]

How is ze new mistress?

Horizontal most of the time.

[Spacecadet]

Horizontal most of the time.

Have you checked her pulse?

[Diver]

Have you checked her Air pressure?

FTFY

[MarillionFan]

How is ze new mistress?

That should read mattress. Single.

[AtW]

Have you checked her pulse?

That's optional.

HTH

Dim "ze hardcore" Prawn