Everything in Australia wants to kill you

[TimberWolf]

Even Skippy.

Woman stalked by rogue kangaroo for TWO DAYS before vicious attack which left her with 12-inch scar

It had a go at her Mastiff too.

[BrilloPad]

Apparently roo burgers are very tasty.

[TimberWolf]

Apparently roo burgers are very tasty.

This sounds Australian:

Kangatarianism is a recent practice of following a diet which excludes meat except kangaroo...
Kangaroo meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yeah, Shelia I'm a veggie, but I will eat roo obviously, I ain't a wackjob veggie.

[NotAllThere]

I believe a list of harmless animals in Australia is simply:

some of the sheep.

[Cliphead]

Spiders, fcking spiders

[BrilloPad]

I believe a list of harmless animals in Australia is simply:

some of the sheep.

Even they get upset after they have been buggered.

[d000hg]

This sounds Australian:



Yeah, Shelia I'm a veggie, but I will eat roo obviously, I ain't a wackjob veggie.

I didn't think they allowed vegetarianism in Oz.

[Diver]

Spiders, fcking spiders

I like spiders, They eat Mossi's

It's mosquito's I have a hatred for. Gave me malaria in Maputo (lourenco marques) mozambique and I have had a paranoid loathing for them since

[TimberWolf]

I like spiders, They eat Mossi's

It's mosquito's I have a hatred for. Gave me malaria in Maputo (lourenco marques) mozambique and I have had a paranoid loathing for them since

They have plenty of mosquitoes in Australia : Mosquitoes of Australia

[minestrone]

Some of the spiders I seen in OZ were pretty fekin scary.