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Just what General is good for - Smutty tweets

31 May 2012, 12:44

Melanie Sykes, 41, tweets racy messages to 26-year-old toyboy beau | Mail Online

The 41-year-old presenter has sent a string of sexually charged messages on social networking site Twitter to her new beau Jack Cockings, 26, opening sharing details of the couple's exploits.

Melanie met Jack through the social networking site just this month and it seems the couple have wasted no time in getting acquainted.

In one of the racy posts she tweeted that she had 'the giddiest knickers of my life' and told Jack: 'I've got the raging horn, please take me'.

The guy is no Gentleman :

He posted: ‘Tweeting whilst hanging out the back of @MsMelanieSykes xxx’, to which she responded: ‘Get off yer phone & concentrate!’

And yes I would, can't talk for Mitch.

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31 May 2012, 12:46

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31 May 2012, 12:48

Originally posted by vetran View Post

The guy is no Gentleman :

And yes I would, can't talk for Mitch.

No don't talk for me, I'm not into man-love myself.

I'd do the bird in the dress though.

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31 May 2012, 12:54

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No don't talk for me, I'm not into man-love myself.

I'd do the bird in the dress though.

I'd do her out of the dress.
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31 May 2012, 12:54

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