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    Caption Competition

    Here you go:

    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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    #2
    And that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.


    So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.

    If you spread the fingers slightly when you get to the head its more enjoyable for the man.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      And that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.

      So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.

      If you spread the fingers slightly when you get to the head its more enjoyable for the man.
      Don't you mean Flemings Right Hand Rule?

      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        No... You pull my finger!
        If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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          #5
          You start with one finger then ......................................

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            #6
            I'm off to Spain to commence negotiations.

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              #7
              Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
              Here you go:

              "I am just about to and meet my agent"
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Don't you mean Flemings Right Hand Rule?

                probably it was a long time ago!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  They don't like it up 'em!!!
                  Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                    #10
                    Hey Stravros,

                    Komm her und bücken.

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