Is there a device ..?

[EternalOptimist]

Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !

[Mr Crosby]

Orgone accumulator.

[DimPrawn]

Stick one of these on the back window

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?...5483&criteria=

Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.

[EternalOptimist]

Stick one of these on the back window

Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.

the turds are usually in front of me

[DimPrawn]

the turds are usually in front of me

Stick another on the dash and program the letters backwards.

[el duder]

Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

what u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?

[EternalOptimist]

what u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?

you treally shouldnt drink at lunch time you ballbag

[threaded]

Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !

Well, you could just use a megaphone. Seen it done, on a fake police car as it happens, was very funny.

[Fleetwood]

Orgone accumulator.

And it makes me feel greater
And I'll see you sometime later
When I'm through with accumulator
It's a one-man isolator
It's no social integrator
It's a cerebreal vibrator

F in "From memory" mode

[threaded]

Orgone accumulator.

Darn and I thought he meant the online payment system.