Why are Americans so ******* loud?

[MarillionFan]

Is there something about Americans that make them shout at the top of their voice whenever they have a beer?

Is it a) They cannot take their beer
B) It's a competitive thing that they feel they need to shout over the next loud mouthed twat next time
C) They're just annoying.

And finally, how the **** do I sound Irish or Australian!!!!!!

[MarillionFan]

I may have to YouTube this in a minute.

10 total ******* in a Mariott hotel bar in the middle of ******* nowhere whooping and shrieking to a five foot 400lb DJ playing totally tulip music.

[MarillionFan]

Wicked. The ten are hitting the tequila. The big fella has just spilled through the table of a couple in the corner. A big black security guard in an ill fitting white shirt is now remonstrating with the crowd. This is pure USA class.

[BrilloPad]

Though I have found places like that in the UK. Maybe you just got lucky?

And don't put on a fake accent. If anyone asks just say you are from Oz and you wrestle crocodiles for a living.

[MarillionFan]

Though I have found places like that in the UK. Maybe you just got lucky?

And don't put on a fake accent. If anyone asks just say you are from Oz and you wrestle crocodiles for a living.

Im wearing an England shirt FFS!

This could be the worst hotel bar I've ever been in!

[MarillionFan]

It's $42 for a shot of their top tequila!!

Can I expense???

[MarillionFan]

Theyve started stripping off, I'm bored and I've hit the tequila.

This could get messy....

[MarillionFan]

It's $42 for a shot of their top tequila!!

Can I expense???

Smooth and tasted watered down.

The $8 stuff has just taken the back of my throat off. Woof!

[BrilloPad]

Theyve started stripping off, I'm bored and I've hit the tequila.

This could get messy....

Sounds like the high life to me!

Why dont you start singing to drown out the yanks.....

[BrilloPad]

Im wearing an England shirt FFS!

This could be the worst hotel bar I've ever been in!

You could just say you visited a start town called England while flying in from Oz.