Foreign Children

[pacharan]

Mrs Pacha won't let me read this nursery rhyme to baby Barry. It's by Robert Louis Stevenson and used to be one of my favourites:

Foreign Children

Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,
Little frosty Eskimo,
Little Turk or Japanee
O! Don't you wish that you were me?

You have seen the the scarlet trees,
And the lions over seas;
You have eaten ostrich eggs,
And turned the turtles off their legs.

Such a life is very fine,
But it's not so nice as mine,
You must often, as you trod,
Have wearied not to be abroad.

You have curious things to eat,
I am fed on proper meat;
You must dwell beyond the foam,
But I am safe and live at home.

Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,
Little frosty Eskimo,
Little Turk or Japanee
O! Don't you wish that you were me?

[Mich the Tester]

You must have an enormous penis. Either that, or chocolate flavoured semen. Congratulations; good to see the pills worked for you. I have deduced this from the fact that you have no charm, wit, worldly knowledge, tact or social understanding and therefore must have some special gift with which to attract such an intelligent woman.

[Diver]

You must have an enormous penis. Either that, or chocolate flavoured semen. Congratulations; good to see the pills worked for you. I have deduced this from the fact that you have no charm, wit, worldly knowledge, tact or social understanding and therefore must have some special gift with which to attract such an intelligent woman.

[mudskipper]

You must be an enormous penis.

FTFY

[Pondlife]

www.thingsthatdidnthappen.com is still available if anyone wants it.

[lilelvis2000]

When bored I garden or cycle. try it sometime. beats posting retarded crap on boards anyday.

[pacharan]

When bored I garden or cycle. try it sometime. beats posting retarded crap on boards anyday.

What, like you're doing now?

And Robert Louis Stevenson is retarded crap is it?

[BrilloPad]

Mrs Pacha won't let me read this nursery rhyme to baby Barry. It's by Robert Louis Stevenson and used to be one of my favourites:

Are you suprised?

Recently my mother delivered a copy of this book EPAMINONDAS AND HIS MAMMY'S UMBRELLA: Amazon.co.uk: Constance Egan, A.E. Kennedy.: Books . During my childhood it was considered usual to read such nonsense to children! My daughter got hold of the book and had to be de-programmed.

Move with the times.

[SupremeSpod]

Mrs Pacha won't let me read this nursery rhyme to baby Barry. It's by Robert Louis Stevenson and used to be one of my favourites:

Foreign Children

Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,
Little frosty Eskimo,
Little Turk or Japanee
O! Don't you wish that you were me?

You have seen the the scarlet trees,
And the lions over seas;
You have eaten ostrich eggs,
And turned the turtles off their legs.

Such a life is very fine,
But it's not so nice as mine,
You must often, as you trod,
Have wearied not to be abroad.

You have curious things to eat,
I am fed on proper meat;
You must dwell beyond the foam,
But I am safe and live at home.

Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,
Little frosty Eskimo,
Little Turk or Japanee
O! Don't you wish that you were me?

She won't let you read the poem to "baby Barry" because "baby Barry" doesn't exist, he's a figment of your warped, attention seeking imagination.

Do you get a cheap thrill from posting "borderline" racist material?

[pacharan]

She won't let you read the poem to "baby Barry" because "baby Barry" doesn't exist, he's a figment of your warped, attention seeking imagination.

Do you get a cheap thrill from posting "borderline" racist material?

This from the clown who liberally bandied around the word p**i and got himself banned.