Moonlit Guerrilla Golf

[pacharan]

Couple of my out there mates from the pub have been playing nocturnal rounds of golf. Illegally.

The basic idea is to wait for a clear night with a full moon (not many of those recently) and drive off to one of the many golf courses and play a few holes in the moonlight.

I'be always declined the invitation as I thought it would jeopardize membership of my own club. And I'm glad that I did because now they've been caught.

The greenkeeper happened to have returned to the clubhouse to pick up some paperwork and caught them red handed. Or rather, his dog did. Found them shivering behind a tree in the stream that runs in front of the 16th.

They're now getting done for aggravated tresspass, or something.

[northernladuk]

[TimberWolf]

It helps if your balls glow in the dark.

[Pondlife]

It helps if your balls glow in the dark.

Careful. That's the first thing the dog went for.

[bobspud]

My mates dad used to belong to a golf club that did this. They would get pissed then play the back nine. They had bright orange balls and the wives used to run round with a torch. quite a good laugh. bit of a Fail to get caught for it though

[Old Hack]

A friends house used to back onto a field. Always empty. If we had an occassion for a few drinks, by the end of the evening, his golf clubs would be pulled out and we'd all go for the longest drive.

Used to destroy his fence and none of us were any good, and were drunk.

The other game would be to get into the field to find the balls, and dodge the incommings. Excellent fun aged 25 and drunk as a skunk. Not so fun when you're knocked out by one on the scone.

[BrilloPad]

Illegal golf? I wish I led such a wacky life.

I dont understand why anyone is getting upset. What harm does it do?

[pacharan]

I dont understand why anyone is getting upset. What harm does it do?

They weren't members of the club

[doodab]

I dont understand why anyone is getting upset. What harm does it do?

It's well known that golf is a gateway sport that can lead to harder stuff like croquet and billiards.

[bless 'em all]

They weren't members of the club