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    Things I am not

    You always seem to get bombarded by gorps who take great delight in trying to ram their latest fad down yer gob. Well this is payback time Gorps

    I am not

    Religious
    Vegetarian
    Vegan
    Conspiracy theorist
    Smoker
    Cyclist
    Left wing
    Right Wing
    Rich
    Poor
    Socialist
    Footie fanatic
    Eco loon
    Pro Palestinian
    Anti Jewish
    Anti Palestinian
    Pro Jewish
    Anti Euro
    Pro Euro
    UFO nut
    Homeopathic fruit loop
    Raving Gaylord
    Felching Frotaire
    Anti smacking
    Nosey parker
    Do-Gooder
    Holier than though
    Sanctimonious ball bag


    and I want everyone to be just like me.



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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You always seem to get bombarded by gorps who take great delight in trying to ram their latest fad down yer gob. Well this is payback time Gorps

    I am not

    Religious
    Vegetarian
    Vegan
    Conspiracy theorist
    Smoker
    Cyclist
    Left wing
    Right Wing
    Rich
    Poor
    Socialist
    Footie fanatic
    Eco loon
    Pro Palestinian
    Anti Jewish
    Anti Palestinian
    Pro Jewish
    Anti Euro
    Pro Euro
    UFO nut
    Homeopathic fruit loop
    Raving Gaylord
    Felching Frotaire
    Anti smacking
    Nosey parker
    Do-Gooder
    Holier than though
    Sanctimonious ball bag


    and I want everyone to be just like me.



    WHS, also I'm not a short, rotund scouser.

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      #3
      I notice alcoholic isn't on your list
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I notice alcoholic isn't on your list
        or felching gay lord
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          right youse two are dead
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          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            I notice one thing missing from the list, unless you are tellings us that in fact you are a homosexual?!

            #JusstSaying
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              three
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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Smack head?
                Coke sniffer?

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                  #9
                  right, youse four are dead
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                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Smack head?
                    Coke sniffer?
                    no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously



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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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