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    Oh Clap.

    Have we done this?

    Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

    Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 40s.



    History of the Medical Treatment of Gonorrhea

    Last edited by zeitghost; 16 May 2017, 17:50.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Have we done this?

    Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

    Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 70s.

    FTFY - Allegedly....

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      #3
      I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

      Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though

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        #4
        So this is now one-hand clapping?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Luckily I have never had sex so don't have to worry about these things.

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            #6
            Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
            I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

            Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though
            I feel your pain, brother!

            Damn you Club 18 - 30 holiday in Tenerife... Damn You

            I've never had a smile wiped off my face as quick in my life....

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              #7
              Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

              Oh we laughed.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

                Oh we laughed.
                Nothing like a scorched earth policy to solve little irritations...

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                  #9
                  Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex and Youporn
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Don't fart near food
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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