WTF of the day

[SimonMac]

Does Crystal want you to rape Lara Croft? – Mic Wright – The Kernel

DOES CRYSTAL WANT YOU TO RAPE LARA CROFT?

I’ve played a lot of Halo and I don’t remember Master Chief ever being anally raped to help us empathise with him more. Was Mario forced to give a Bowser a blow job so we could understand his head-smashing rage better?

Ok, for once I am lost for words on this one

[Old Hack]

Eh?

Has Wim got the gig to redesign the game or something?

[SupremeSpod]

But she’s been portrayed in the real world by a succession of Nuts models and sold to gamers as a tasty bit of totty to fap themselves silly over.

[xoggoth]

I often used to get quite aroused playing 3D Monster Maze on the ZX81.

[vetran]

wow a flying shark!

[MarillionFan]

I often used to get quite aroused playing 3D Monster Maze on the ZX81.

Get yourself a tissue.

[vetran]

Get yourself a tissue.

Sureley 'Knock yourself (one) out?'