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    No longer a virgin!!!

    I am no longer a virgin.

    Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

    Do I get a banana greeting?
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

    #2
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    I am no longer a virgin.

    Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

    Do I get a banana greeting?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      I am no longer a virgin.

      Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

      Do I get a banana greeting?
      PAH. I've had so many I have trouble sitting down.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        I am no longer a virgin.

        Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

        Do I get a banana greeting?
        How long were you banned for? What? You mean you just got a warning?

        Warning is like getting your hand inside her bra. To pop your cherry you need a ban.

        Of course I have the longest ban on cuk. I always did have retarded ejaculation.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          How long were you banned for? What? You mean you just got a warning?

          Warning is like getting your hand inside her bra. To pop your cherry you need a ban.

          Of course I have the longest ban on cuk. I always did have retarded ejaculation.
          And the record for biggest grovel.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            And the record for biggest grovel.
            Indeed. To add to my awards for most boring poster and biggest driveller.

            I really must build a trophy cabinet in time for the cuk annual awards. This should give me something else to bore you all with.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              How long were you banned for? What? You mean you just got a warning?

              Warning is like getting your hand inside her bra. To pop your cherry you need a ban.

              Of course I have the longest ban on cuk. I always did have retarded ejaculation.
              I think I still hold the record for most infraction points in a single hit, 9223372036854775807 and it was so many it broke my account and RH had to go to admin to fix it afterwards
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                I am no longer a virgin.

                Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

                Do I get a banana greeting?
                what was the joke?

                link or PM please.
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  I am no longer a virgin.

                  Got my first warning from NAT due to a joke that got the complaints flying.

                  Do I get a banana greeting?
                  What was the joke?

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                    #10
                    It was a warning not an infraction. If I'd known you were that sort of girl though, I'd have gone all the way.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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