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    Sauna farting

    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

    #2
    Low BP. Or toxic farts.

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      #3
      The flashback burnt the oxygen?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooby View Post
        Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
        More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

        No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooby View Post
          Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
          Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

            No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.
            Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill
            I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooby View Post
              Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill
              Keep up the good work.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Keep up the good work.
                You were the inspiration! (that and I'm over my op now, in record time too!!)
                I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?
                  Sounds like the result of a donkey punch to me.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by scooby View Post
                    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
                    Brain exhaust fumes
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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