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That's it - my youth is over

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    That's it - my youth is over

    Just got my first pair of multifocal lenses.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Just got my first pair of multifocal lenses.
            Some might say your good looks were over with the first pair, eh specy 4 eyes?

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              #7
              You're a contractor FFS - get them lasered !!


              HTH

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                #8
                Nah, you just need think about a change in style. Get a pair of these in bifocal, a long leather coat and you will be the coolest bifocal wearer on the planet..just have to invent a stupid name...

                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Do you need a chain on them so you can hang them round your neck (ala Larry Grayson when he presented the Generation Game). If you remember that then it is another sign that your youth has gone.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.


                    Makes me look intelligent and worldly wise
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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