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    Beware! Flying champagne bottle!

    Teacher knocked out by exploding champagne bottle in Tesco - Telegraph

    Makes a change from people putting their eyes out with the cork.

    She was very lucky.

    #2
    No such thing as an accident. Sue everyone.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      No such thing as an accident. Sue everyone.
      Where there is blame there is a claime. Ring us for your welcome pack on 0800 DAFT TWAT
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Retired Teacher <> Teacher. I thought tulip reporting was the Daily Wails calling, not everyone else as well...

        This made me laugh though

        Now the 65-year-old grandmother who suffered a broken nose and cuts is calling for better safety precautions to be taken to prevent a similar incident occurring.
        No wonder H&S is ruining the country. Saftey precautions to make sure a one in a billion accident never happens again. <sigh>
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Retired Teacher <> Teacher. I thought tulip reporting was the Daily Wails calling, not everyone else as well...

          This made me laugh though



          No wonder H&S is ruining the country. Saftey precautions to make sure a one in a billion accident never happens again. <sigh>
          Made I laugh as well. Everyone should be wrapped in cotton wool & have to wear crash helmets when they go outside.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Made I laugh as well. Everyone should be wrapped in cotton wool & have to wear crash helmets when they go outside.
            And wear condoms 24/7.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              And wear condoms 24/7.
              Don't you already?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Maybe they'll keep fizzy wine in a special cabinet with the fireworks.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Maybe they'll keep fizzy wine in a special cabinet with the fireworks.
                  A world gone mad. Next they'll be limiting you to two packets of aspirin just in case you try and top yourself.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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