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If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?
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If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?
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I'm sure I've mentioned this before....
Loaded on Laphroaig 25 year old cask strength Islay malt whisky and Krug vintage champagne, playing Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird through a stack of JCM-900 Marshalls using my trusty Fender Strat USA Plus Deluxe, on board my Cessna Citation X BizJet whose autopilot is set for a 2000ft/min descent straight into the House of Commons on a Wednesday, 12:05.
That about covers all the bases, as well as some irony.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Within the instant kill blast zone of a thermo-nuclear device landing, let us say, in Luton?
Maybe on the Bailey Hill Water Tower?
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