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If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

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    If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

    Poll to follow.
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    Asphyxy-Wank
    0.00%
    0
    Drug induced sex heart attack
    5.26%
    1
    Extreme sporting accident
    0.00%
    0
    Shark attack
    5.26%
    1
    Suffocated by BBW's boobies
    5.26%
    1
    Peacefully in your sleep
    47.37%
    9
    Freak hoovering incident
    5.26%
    1
    Death by bestiality
    5.26%
    1
    Other please specify
    26.32%
    5
    Tortured by AndyW
    0.00%
    0
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      weirdo.

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        #4
        I'm not going anywhere!

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          #5
          Once again I'm somewhat unsettled by your threads.


          Tone

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            #6
            I'm sure I've mentioned this before....

            Loaded on Laphroaig 25 year old cask strength Islay malt whisky and Krug vintage champagne, playing Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird through a stack of JCM-900 Marshalls using my trusty Fender Strat USA Plus Deluxe, on board my Cessna Citation X BizJet whose autopilot is set for a 2000ft/min descent straight into the House of Commons on a Wednesday, 12:05.

            That about covers all the bases, as well as some irony.
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Are you simply fishing for suggestions?

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                #8
                Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                Are you simply fishing for suggestions?
                or assistance

                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Within the instant kill blast zone of a thermo-nuclear device landing, let us say, in Luton?
                  Maybe on the Bailey Hill Water Tower?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    or assistance

                    How much is a one way ticket to Switzerland?
                    Coffee's for closers

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