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    The only thread you need to read ...

    As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

    1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
    2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
    3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
    4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
    5. House prices are about to collapse.
    6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
    7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
    8. We hate Labour.
    9. We're doomed.

    I thank you.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    10) Belgium is a brilliant place to work.
    11) All politicians should stabbity-stab-stabbed.
    12) There are slugs in Xoggoth's garden
    We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

      1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
      2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
      3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
      4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
      5. House prices are about to collapse.
      6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
      7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
      8. We hate Labour.
      9. We're doomed.

      I thank you.
      10. Visit 'test please delete' for boobs.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru
        As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

        1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
        2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
        3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
        4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
        5. House prices are about to collapse.
        6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
        7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
        8. We hate Labour.
        9. We're doomed.

        I thank you.
        wasn't there a very similar thread posted not so long ago?!

        sas you need to get a bit more original!
        "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Fleetwood
          11) All politicians should stabbity-stab-stabbed.
          be
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            be
            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
              be
              Hehe. Fleety forgot to run his own Fleetwood Grammar Shield!
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                I was composing an extremely nasty E-mail to my ex-wife, and didn't see the mistake through the red mist.
                We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
                  Yes but Threaded's tulipe is real quality tulipe, fertilising this board with it's natural balancing properties.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by janey
                    wasn't there a very similar thread posted not so long ago?!

                    sas you need to get a bit more original!
                    10. Janey is a bearded bloke (pre-op transexual).
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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