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SimonMac
18th June 2012, 13:43
Charles Marshall Accused Of Having Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html?)

Can you show me on the doll where he touched you?

Malcolm Buggeridge
18th June 2012, 13:48
people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.

Or they're just dirty perverts :eyes

Diver
18th June 2012, 13:58
Or they're just dirty perverts :eyes

WHS

I'll stick to my inflatable sheep thank-you-very-much :smokin

scooby
18th June 2012, 14:21
urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!! :eek

Platypus
18th June 2012, 16:31
urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!! :eek

Not if you were Jewish :wink

scooby
18th June 2012, 16:36
Not if you were Jewish :wink

It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"! :laugh

SunnyInHades
18th June 2012, 16:55
The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal (http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/stuffed.htm)

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

scooby
18th June 2012, 17:15
The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal (http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/stuffed.htm)

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.


I have been doing this since I was 6 :eek:

Old Greg
18th June 2012, 18:45
urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!! :eek

Who has a teddy with a foreskin?

NotAllThere
18th June 2012, 19:44
It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"! :laugh

Sue was Sooty's bit of fluff.

MarillionFan
18th June 2012, 19:48
Who has a teddy with a foreskin?

Wilmslow

alluvial
18th June 2012, 20:10
The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal (http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/stuffed.htm)

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

My god, does this means there are blokes that go around sniffing 'used' teddy bears? Could there be a market for such a thing? Plan B perhaps? Think I'll buy a few, give them to the missus and see how they sell.

pacharan
18th June 2012, 20:12
TMI

Old Greg
18th June 2012, 21:44
TMI

NST

pacharan
18th June 2012, 21:55
Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

alluvial
18th June 2012, 22:25
Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Halo Jones
19th June 2012, 09:13
Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

pacharan
19th June 2012, 09:28
Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

darmstadt
19th June 2012, 09:32
Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

'Fat Oily Slappers in Latex' gets the old lubricants working here....

SimonMac
19th June 2012, 09:32
Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Have you actually read that, as its a bit shit in reality and very tame compared to Mills and Boon