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    Syrup

    Had a meeting today with the Bobs on our project. Their PM, data migration specialist, database developer, and one other. Said one other was introduced to me. Now my eyes may well need testing as when this chap came into focus I could have swarn he had the worst hair piece in history.

    It looked like it was hammered on. And the fact that he did that thing Bobs do where they nod their heads ferrociously from side to side with it flapping around every time he did it made it even harder to keep a straight face.

    So I had to sit through the meeting biting my lip. Hard.

    I held myself together for 25 mins before excusing myself so I could nip to the water cooler to let the giggles out. I was hanging off the water cooler fighting for breath I was laughing so hard.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    It looked like it was hammered on. And the fact that he did that thing Bobs do where they nod their heads ferrociously from side to side with it flapping around every time he did it made it even harder to keep a straight face.
    Racist pig.

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      #3
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Racist pig.
      Ignorant is the word you're after.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Racist pig.
        Hi MF
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I held myself for 25 mins before excusing myself so I could nip to the water cooler I was hanging out fighting for breath I was so hard.


          FFS Suity you should retire to trap 2 for a quick one off the wrist, the water cooler is not the place, no matter how inflamed you were by Bob's promises of much happiness

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            #6
            I know snag you mean skate.

            I was In A weeting with one who pronounced his doubleyoos as vees and vice versa (bless you fathers).

            I just couldn't listen to him say vax vms anymore and had to excuse thyself.

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              #7
              Originally posted by pacharan View Post
              I know snag you mean skate.

              I was In A weeting with one who pronounced his doubleyoos as vees and vice versa (bless you fathers).

              I just couldn't listen to him say vax vms anymore and had to excuse thyself.
              Oops. Posted after a long session in the Reckless Engineer.

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                #8
                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                Oops. Posted after a long session in the Reckless Engineer.
                Why the flip would you want to hang around in there? It's handy for the station but other than that it's a tulip-hole of epic proportions.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                  Why the flip would you want to hang around in there? It's handy for the station but other than that it's a tulip-hole of epic proportions.
                  Went to see a mate's band

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                    #10
                    Dashboard Mary.

                    Check 'em out. Mostly in the Yate area.

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