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    Does anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?

    #2
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Does anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?
    If you teach me SSM in 100 words, then I'll tell you a good site!

    (well, not really, but i need to learn SSM )
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Does anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?
      How should I know, I'm development manager on my project.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        How should I know, I'm development manager on my project.
        Is that good?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Is that good?
          It means he manages the business analysis for developers.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            It means he manages the business analysis for developers.
            I didn't mean good for him.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              I didn't mean good for him.
              Should be brilliant for them. I mean Suity's so clever I heard that when he goes to a Japanese restaurant he askes for his sushi to be well done. He prepared for powercuts in the winter by buying a solar powered flashlight. He was so skint a while back, he sold his car so he could pay for the petrol. When he saw an advert for Sherlock Holmes he told the missus they were moving. He recently tripped over a cordless phone. When he went to a BBQ a while back they told him the fruit punch was in the back and he assumed it was a gay boxer. Last week he got locked in the mens toilet at the pub & pissed himself.

              He is an asset to them.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Should be brilliant for them. I mean Suity's so clever I heard that when he goes to a Japanese restaurant he askes for his sushi to be well done. He prepared for powercuts in the winter by buying a solar powered flashlight. He was so skint a while back, he sold his car so he could pay for the petrol. When he saw an advert for Sherlock Holmes he told the missus they were moving. He recently tripped over a cordless phone. When he went to a BBQ a while back they told him the fruit punch was in the back and he assumed it was a gay boxer. Last week he got locked in the mens toilet at the pub & pissed himself.

                He is an asset to them.
                I give you an open goal and look what happens.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  I give you an open goal and look what happens.
                  At least he's consistent
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Is that good?
                    It's good for me as when they asked me to switch into this role a week into the gig I got a chuffing great rate rise out of it.

                    They know talent when they see it.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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