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AtW
24th June 2012, 21:31
Not the guy pictured below, but read on ...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/24/article-2163878-13B68CB1000005DC-473_634x544.jpg

The audience watching Carr perform at Stockport on Friday were shocked by the outburst which saw the comedian use the C-word when referring to the Prime Minister, according to The People.

He said: 'What sort of f***king **** would leave a kid in the pub?'

'He's a very bad man. What have I ever said about him? Literally f***ing thousands of things.'

His quips were met with applause from the 1,200 strong crowd.

He also mocked Cameron for breaking off talks with Barack Obama over his tax affairs.

He said: 'You know you're a d*** when the Prime Minister breaks off from the G20 summit.

'He's having a meeting with Obama, says excuse me Obama, there's something I need to deal with, Jimmy Carr's a f***ing d***'.

Jimmy Carr's foul mouth attack on Cameron for branding comic's tax avoidance 'morally wrong' | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163878/Jimmy-Carrs-foul-mouth-attack-Cameron-branding-comics-tax-avoidance-morally-wrong.html)

:laugh :laugh :laugh

Platypus
24th June 2012, 23:37
Jimmy wank your giblets up your arsesole

Diver
25th June 2012, 06:12
Jimmy Carr's the sort of guy I'd like to smack in the mouth for fun.
Can't stand the bloke or his style of so called comedy.

russell
25th June 2012, 06:34
Class, Cameron is a complete joke, half his cabinet and many of his donors are dodging tax, bet he won't single them out. Yet another nail in his coffin, I'll be surprised if he makes it to the next election.

SupremeSpod
25th June 2012, 06:50
Jimmy Carr's the sort of guy I'd like to smack in the mouth for fun.
Can't stand the bloke or his style of so called comedy.

To be fair, in this instance he did have right of redress.

Cameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK. We all know where that kind of thing can lead.

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent Priest?"

Diver
25th June 2012, 07:05
To be fair, in this instance he did have right of redress.

Cameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK. We all know where that kind of thing can lead.

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent Priest?"

Sorry, there are two comedians I can't stand. Cameron and Carr, what a double act :laugh

eek
25th June 2012, 07:17
To be fair, in this instance he did have right of redress.

Cameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK. We all know where that kind of thing can lead.

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent Priest?"

Granted Carr is not a priest but given immunity I reckon there are a few million who will attack him for fun.

SupremeSpod
25th June 2012, 07:23
Granted Carr is not a priest but given immunity I reckon there are a few million who will attack him for fun.

Clueless f*ckers who don't know the difference between "Avoidance" and "Evasion"?

Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".

BrilloPad
25th June 2012, 20:03
Jimmy Carr's the sort of guy I'd like to smack in the mouth for fun.
Can't stand the bloke or his style of so called comedy.

Yes. But given a choice between punching Jimmy and DC I would punch DC.

AtW
25th June 2012, 20:08
Cameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK.

:rollin:

Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?

Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).

SupremeSpod
26th June 2012, 06:40
:rollin:

Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?

Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).

I'm not talking about Blair, I'm talking about Cameron. You've got something in common with Jimmy Carr, you're not funny either.

d000hg
26th June 2012, 09:09
'He's a very bad man. What have I ever said about him? Literally f***ing thousands of things.' Fair enough - he said the same thing on 8/10 cats only less sweary.

AtW
26th June 2012, 11:06
I'm not talking about Blair, I'm talking about Cameron. You've got something in common with Jimmy Carr, you're not funny either.

Cameron has every right to say anything he likes - you can't even sue him for libel if he does so in Parliament.

d000hg
26th June 2012, 11:26
Clueless f*ckers who don't know the difference between "Avoidance" and "Evasion"?

Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".It's illegal for AtW to consensually bone your 15yo daughter. It's legal for him do so on her 16th birthday. Somehow I doubt you'd be any less angry in the latter situation.

russell
26th June 2012, 11:39
It's illegal for AtW to consensually bone your 15yo daughter. It's legal for him do so on her 16th birthday. Somehow I doubt you'd be any less angry in the latter situation.

Try and keep you analogies within the realms of possibility.

SupremeSpod
26th June 2012, 11:42
Try and keep you analogies within the realms of possibility.

Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.

russell
26th June 2012, 11:43
Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.

Any squirrels?

SupremeSpod
26th June 2012, 11:44
Any squirrels?

Nope. Shot them.

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 11:44
Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.

Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.

SupremeSpod
26th June 2012, 11:51
Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.

I'll shout "rape!" if she comes anywhere near me with that particular glint in her eye! :eek

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 11:55
I'll shout "rape!" if she comes anywhere near me with that particular glint in her eye! :eek

On facebook the other day she was asking the best foods to put horny goat weed and viagra in.....

wobbegong
26th June 2012, 12:08
Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.

Now, do you mean he had 5 daughters before he got a son, or that he "went through 5 girls to get there"?