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Spoke to the ex-missus today

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    Spoke to the ex-missus today

    I said "what you doing today then?"

    "Watching cookery programmes" she said.

    "What for? You can't cook to save your life" I said

    "You watch porn don't you?" She replied.

    B1tch.

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      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          Why did you divorce?

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            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Why did you divorce?
            I thought you were having a dip at Mrs DP
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              I thought you were having a dip at Mrs DP
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                I said "please take me back, I'm literally on my knees begging"
                FTFY.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Why did you divorce?
                  Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

                  Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

                  HTH BIDI

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                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

                    Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

                    HTH BIDI
                    Who is petitioning and on what grounds?

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