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DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 09:53
I said "what you doing today then?"

"Watching cookery programmes" she said.

"What for? You can't cook to save your life" I said

"You watch porn don't you?" She replied.

B1tch.

:mad

bless 'em all
26th June 2012, 09:56
:rollin:

northernladuk
26th June 2012, 10:02
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50290_137004617201_5906723_n.jpg

NorthWestPerm2Contr
26th June 2012, 10:40
:popcorn:

AtW
26th June 2012, 11:04
Why did you divorce?

DodgyAgent
26th June 2012, 11:18
Why did you divorce?

I thought you were having a dip at Mrs DP

SimonMac
26th June 2012, 11:23
I thought you were having a dip at Mrs DP

:eek

d000hg
26th June 2012, 11:27
I said "please take me back, I'm literally on my knees begging"FTFY.

DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 11:29
Why did you divorce?

Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

HTH BIDI

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 11:33
Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

HTH BIDI

Who is petitioning and on what grounds?

DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 11:36
Who is petitioning and on what grounds?

She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.

DodgyAgent
26th June 2012, 11:41
Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

HTH BIDI

What is your take on this situation?

MarillionFan
26th June 2012, 11:43
She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.

Mrs Palmer.

DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 11:44
Mrs Palmer.

And her five sisters.

:hug:

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 11:45
She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.

And are you admitting that?

Pondlife
26th June 2012, 11:47
She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.

Sockies don't count do they?:eek:

MarillionFan
26th June 2012, 11:49
Sockies don't count do they?:eek:

CUK is his mistress.:eyes

Alternatively, pretending to be a Northern pre-op transvestite doesn't help either.

DodgyAgent
26th June 2012, 11:50
She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.

Are they too young to have their names published?

MarillionFan
26th June 2012, 11:51
Are they too young to have their names published?

Man denies having sex with dog - UK, Local & National - Belfasttelegraph.co.uk (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/man-denies-having-sex-with-dog-16176856.html)

Is it a dog called Sasha by any chance.

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 11:53
Are they too young to have their names published?

:laugh :rollin: :laugh

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 11:54
Are they too young to have their names published?

No they are at college, well six form is college in my mind.

:eyes

FiveTimes
26th June 2012, 11:57
:laugh :rollin: :laugh

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

I've done it for you :D

MarillionFan
26th June 2012, 11:58
No they are at college, well six form is college in my mind.

:eyes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

You sad deluded :winker:.

DimPrawn
26th June 2012, 12:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

You sad deluded :winker:.

See my sig.

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 12:04
I've done it for you :D

I intend to add mine in 24 hours. Post of the day.

eek
26th June 2012, 12:10
I've done it for you :D

Snap.


Why do I think of the film, Rita, Sue and Bob too.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/3703.gif

although Bob is better looking and (nowadays) infinitely richer.

northernladuk
26th June 2012, 12:12
Snap.


Why do I think of the film, Rita, Sue and Bob too.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/3703.gif

although Bob is better looking and (nowadays) infinitely richer.

GO ON BOB!! Always makes me laugh that...

d000hg
26th June 2012, 13:57
She is petitioning on the grounds of adultery, persons unnamed.You didn't even ask their names? No wonder she's sick of you.

BrilloPad
26th June 2012, 14:33
You didn't even ask their names? No wonder she's sick of you.

He would of asked. But since he had gagged them there was no point.

SupremeSpod
26th June 2012, 15:26
He would of asked. But since he had gagged them there was no point.

Oh dear...

He's not going to get much of an answer if they're under the patio, is he?

SimonMac
26th June 2012, 15:43
Not divorced yet, but papers lodged with court.

Because life is too short to be hitched to the wrong person.

HTH BIDI

Well thats what she is saying, what about you?

northernladyuk
26th June 2012, 20:36
CUK is his mistress.:eyes

Alternatively, pretending to be a Northern pre-op transvestite doesn't help either.

Less of the pre please.

Freamon
26th June 2012, 21:52
Admin,

Is there any way I can give +ve rep to DP's ex wife?

EternalOptimist
26th June 2012, 22:38
Admin,

Is there any way I can give +ve rep to DP's ex wife?



thats a good idea. being able to rep people who hav'nt registered. it's sort of possible

I would start by pozzing Hereward the wake

he was good, he was



:rolleyes: