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    A is for Apple
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

    #2
    D is for "Do some fecking work for a change!"

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      #3
      Originally posted by wc2
      A is for Apple
      B is for Because that's what it said in the spec
      C is for Consultants! What the fnuck do they know?
      D is for Did you test this at all before signing it off as complete
      E is for 'ere, where the fnuck are you going, it's only 5pm

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        #4
        F is for FFS. Can you do ANYTHING right on your own.
        G is for Get away from my desk now you gimp.
        H is for Help! I put on my CV that I could do this but I lied
        I is for INVOICE
        J is for Just fnucking do it and stop bleating


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          #5
          K is for Keep that up and you'll get a 2% pay rise next year
          L is for Low pay and shnit conditions
          M is for Make me a coffee whilt I fix the mess you've made
          N is for No, obviously that won't work!
          O is for Outsourcing to India next year
          P is for permanently having to kiss ass to get a pay rise

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife
            K is for Keep that up and you'll get a 2% pay rise next year
            L is for Low pay and shnit conditions
            M is for Make me a coffee whilt I fix the mess you've made
            N is for No, obviously that won't work!
            O is for Outsourcing to India next year
            P is for permanently having to kiss ass to get a pay rise

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            Q is for queue for your career, do not expect to be rewarded for what you have done but only for the amount of time you have been in the company
            R is for remember that you are worth nothing as nobody is indispensible
            S is for sorry but this has been a terrible year despite our 25% profits so we cannot give you a payrise
            T is for terminated as the new manager does not like your attitude and consider you not a team player because you spotted all his/her inadequacies
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #7
              U is for
              Unbelievable! Dave Trout's only a Grade 2b and they've given him a Vauxhall Tigra with alloy wheels, I know he's got 2 years seniority but he's still only a grade 2b blah blah

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                #8
                V is for Visit from our CIO today to announce our new corporate support strategy in Asia. Don't know what it means but apparently we're creating 500 jobs in the mumbai region. I'm dead excited & can't wait to hear about it.

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                  #9
                  W is for Whubarb.

                  Whubarb.

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                    #10
                    S is for "someone ****ed up source safe and we're going down the fecking pub"

                    (the only good thing about being a permie)
                    Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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