• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Everything is going wrong.

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Everything is going wrong.

    Well, bloody laterooms is broken. And for some reason youporn is going all screwy though that might be my 3G connection.

    This is not acceptable!!!
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    That is astonishing. You pay £15 a month for 10GB of internet and they block the porn. I'm phoning Oftel in the morning.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    Comment


      #3
      i hate it when you can't get either the hotel or the porn for an asphyxi-waaaank

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        That is astonishing. You pay £15 a month for 10GB of internet and they block the porn. I'm phoning Oftel in the morning.
        Ask them what colour panties they're wearing.

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          Ask them what colour panties they're wearing.
          Lavender. Which is nice and feminine, but completely inappropriate for a Scotsman.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            That is astonishing. You pay £15 a month for 10GB of internet and they block the porn. I'm phoning Oftel in the morning.
            I find the best thing is to stare out of the hotel window and leer at the women below as opposed to using Internet porn.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

            Comment

            Working...
            X