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    Wazzing on the toilet seat

    What is wrong with people? Is it really that hard to lift it up?

    Honestly - this country!

    Goddam iPad autocorrect changed the poll question from waz to was... Sorry don't seem able to edit it - mods?

    <admin>Fixed your waz.</admin>
    23
    Yes people who waz on the seat disgust me
    60.87%
    14
    Not bothered - I mean WGAS?
    4.35%
    1
    I waz on the seat and don't see the problem with it
    4.35%
    1
    I only waz on the seat when AndyW is quing to use it
    30.43%
    7
    Last edited by administrator; 4 July 2012, 15:00. Reason: Cleaned up your peepee for you...
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    There is a lot of blowing the nose in the general direction of the urinal in this place.

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      #3
      Those of us who were educated at public school will doubtlessly recall the old mantra "aim at the porcelain" so as not to wake the whole dorm (and, more importantly, the prefects) which invariably resulted in a week on school fatigues.

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        #4
        I don't pee on the seat

        Adult incontinence pants rule
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
          Those of us who were educated at public school will doubtlessly recall the old mantra "aim at the porcelain" so as not to wake the whole dorm (and, more importantly, the prefects) which invariably resulted in a week on school fatigues.
          No, but I remember wazzing in the prefects' mugs as the only little revenge any of us could exact. Pity the rather hapless prefect who had a brown mug.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            What is wrong with people? Is it really that hard to lift it up?

            Honestly - this country!

            Goddam iPad autocorrect changed the poll question from waz to was... Sorry don't seem able to edit it - mods?
            Two possibilities:

            1)lazy selfish pricks
            2)don't want to touch the toilet

            Same for people who don't flush...
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Sometimes you get pi55ed off.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. One day you're gonna get pissed on.
                FTFY
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  I use the wash basins. Although #2's are a little tricky.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    I use the wash basins. Although #2's are a little tricky.
                    Just leave the tap running. It'll go eventually.

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