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Pre 'employment' screening............

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    Pre 'employment' screening............

    God-damn mother####ing mother~~~~ers.

    This tulip gets right on my ####ing nipple ends.....

    I'm not a f###ing employee.

    Their f###ing online f###ing questionaires do not cater for f###ing contractors, even when dealing with a f###ing agency that places f###ing contractors.

    F###ing AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

    Ooohh.....feel a bit better now.........
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

    #2
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    God-damn mother####ing mother~~~~ers.

    This tulip gets right on my ####ing nipple ends.....

    I'm not a f###ing employee.

    Their f###ing online f###ing questionaires do not cater for f###ing contractors, even when dealing with a f###ing agency that places f###ing contractors.

    F###ing AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

    Ooohh.....feel a bit better now.........
    I'm guessing that you have a role in a major bank? Maybe the horsey one?

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      #3
      Originally posted by alluvial View Post
      I'm guessing that you have a role in a major bank? Maybe the horsey one?
      Yes, the dying black donkey..........

      Been there loads of times in the past and never had to go through this utter f###ing tulip.........

      AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Post the best questions on here. Maybe we can help you answer them...
        Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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          #5
          Originally posted by doomage View Post
          Post the best questions on here. Maybe we can help you answer them...
          There are no good questions...........they are tedious as f##k and will not allow you to be 'employed' by a company and have contracts at the same time, unless you put your clients down as your employer, which I'm obviously not going to do.

          I've ended up putting the recruiter for this role down as a character reference, just to see what they end up doing
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

            Yes, the dying black donkey..........

            Been there loads of times in the past and never had to go through this utter f###ing tulip.........

            AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
            I've got them saved and just attach them each time.

            I agree though, it is complete bollocks and I find it very intrusive, far more intrusive than is necessary. However, they are one of the worst for the process tulip and do love a good process.

            I've moved around the group quite a bit and have finished at one site and started the next Monday still for them but in a different division. It really pisses me off that I still have to fill in the forms and send off my bank statements for the few weeks I was out back in 2008.

            One day I'm going to be getting out of this lark and I will do one final job hunt with the banks until I get a role. Then I shall really enjoy filling in the form; explaining a gap as being in Broadmoor under observation for psychopathic tendencies should be a good one.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              God-damn mother####ing mother~~~~ers.

              This tulip gets right on my ####ing nipple ends.....

              I'm not a f###ing employee.

              Their f###ing online f###ing questionaires do not cater for f###ing contractors, even when dealing with a f###ing agency that places f###ing contractors.

              F###ing AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

              Ooohh.....feel a bit better now.........
              So that's like what, 8 or 9 attempts to bypass swear filter on here?

              Just because you feel like shit does not mean we need to know about it

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                So that's like what, 8 or 9 attempts to bypass swear filter on here?

                Just because you feel like shit does not mean we need to know about it
                And f### you too, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherf####r, motherf####r !!
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  And f### you too, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherf####r, motherf####r !!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Get even 'better' doday.

                    Them - you have a three month gap on your CV.

                    Me - I know, I wrote it....

                    Them - We'll need some evidence of what you've been doing.

                    Me - Evidence ? Are you serious ?

                    Them - Yes.

                    So, I took the girls email address and sent her a pile of photos of me fishing, out on the boat, on a motorbike trip and playing the guitar in a band

                    She phoned back and siad 'That wasn't what she meant'.

                    Ohhh, how I laughed. but she didn't, surly cow
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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