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    Going to Amsterdam tomorrow...

    Any places of interest to see? Hope it's going to be a lot less boring than Brussels with main highlight being some pissing boy

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Any places of interest to see? Hope it's going to be a lot less boring than Brussels with main highlight being some pissing boy
    In Amsterdam, even you might get your end away (take plenty of money).
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Any places of interest to see? Hope it's going to be a lot less boring than Brussels with main highlight being some pissing boy
      Cost you 50 Euros if I remember rightly though.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Oi!

        Less of this tulip.

        I am going there to bring back to UK an award or two ...

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Oi!

          Less of this tulip.

          I am going there to bring back to UK an award or two ...
          Cool! I didn't know you worked for Performics. They're great.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Cool! I didn't know you worked for Performics. They're great.
            **** they are like shortlisted 16 times!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              **** they are like shortlisted 16 times!!!
              According to the website the judges are Bob Diamond, David Cameron and Kylie Minogue.

              You're fooked.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                According to the website the judges are Bob Diamond, David Cameron and Kylie Minogue.

                You're fooked.
                That's well worth going under La Manche then

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                  #9
                  Getting your own boat around the canals is a fantastic way to see the city. Please remember to untie the ropes, however, if you have been in one or two of the cafes, as people tend to laugh lots if you don't. If you visit the cafes, please ensure you don't before the awards, and most especially do not avail yourself of the variety of 'coffee' named after a black and white mammal that can make you smell quite bad. If you do, prepare to not remember much about an eveing spend wondering around in a state of unconciousness, with yuor willy hanging out. Apparently.

                  Anne Frank lived there. That's pretty much all you need to know about that.

                  There are some interesting animal shows, with rather attractive ladies who help them perform.

                  MF may spend €50, but that's why he is covered in lesions, warts and dead tissue. Up the budget and enjoy yourself with a proper lady, not the ones that also have a willy

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

                    MF may spend €50, but that's why he is covered in lesions, warts and dead tissue. Up the budget and enjoy yourself with a proper lady, not the ones that also have a willy
                    Wow. Hookers. You really know how to enjoy yourself.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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