What to do...

[Old Hack]

...with the kids hamster.

Off for 6 weeks in a couple of weeks, and no idea what to do with the Hamster.

Let it go to fend for itself?

Leave it in a room with a dripping hose pipe and bucket of food?

Leave it at the local Cattery and let it take its chances?

Deep fry it and serve it up as a treat?

[doodab]

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[Old Hack]

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I don't want to smuggle it over to France.

Rather large fella too.

MF, can you look after it for me?

[hyperD]

Deep fry it and serve it up as a treat?

Most certainly.



Add a sprinkle of truffle oil as well to enhance the depth of flavour.

[Old Hack]

I'm sold. I guess I can tell the kids it run away to Hamsterdam...

[doodab]

What about a bit of astrohamster based space research?

[Old Hack]

Hahahaha, thats good. I am thinking PIGS ...... IN ........... SPACE...

Obviously with it being a Hamster

[MarillionFan]

I don't want to smuggle it over to France.

Rather large fella too.

MF, can you look after it for me?

Have you tried hitting it over the fence with a tennis racket?

[Old Hack]

I would, but it would still land inside our plot; we're in 6 acres of Somersets finest.

[vetran]

Invite Freddie Starr over for dinner?

Get a Python.

Turn it into a purse so your kids can keep it forever?

Make Dutch Jam?