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MarillionFan
8th July 2012, 18:24
:wave:

Just me then?

Moo haa haa. :glasses

Old Greg
8th July 2012, 18:28
:wave:

Just me then?

Moo haa haa. :glasses

Posting on CUK. Too tragic.

MarillionFan
8th July 2012, 18:33
Posting on CUK. Too tragic.

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving. :frown

AtW
8th July 2012, 18:35
Preparing for a presentation I'm giving. :frown

Does the rest of the unsuspecting US team knows you are about to outsource their jobs? :eyes

Old Greg
8th July 2012, 18:36
Working.

Massaging fat executives' hairy buttocks. :frown

FTFY

MarillionFan
8th July 2012, 18:45
Does the rest of the unsuspecting US team knows you are about to outsource their jobs? :eyes

:wink

Actually I'm feeling nervous.

I never feel nervous.

Old Greg
8th July 2012, 18:51
:wink

Actually I'm feeling nervous.

I never feel nervous.

Then how do you know that is nervous that you are feeling? Perhaps it's something different like love or remorse.

ctdctd
8th July 2012, 18:51
:wave:

Squeeze a bit harder old bean - ah yes, that's got the spot.

I think you have found your true calling :smokin

AtW
8th July 2012, 18:51
Actually I'm feeling nervous. I never feel nervous.

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage :eyes

Old Greg
8th July 2012, 18:53
Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage :eyes

I'm sure it is.

AtW
8th July 2012, 18:57
I'm sure it is.

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!! :eek

Old Greg
8th July 2012, 18:59
Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!! :eek

Up what?

swamp
8th July 2012, 19:43
I'm in London and half the north Atlantic Ocean is being tipped from the sky right now.

Also working out how to get to new contract tomorrow without using the M4, which is currently closed until Wednesday.

Happy days. :frown

darmstadt
8th July 2012, 20:08
Me, guess which one I am: :yay:

http://www.sh-tourismus.de/data/_tash/mediadb/cms_pictures/generated/cc59f689241535ca525c873b8bef14c2-300-230-87-1.jpg

norrahe
8th July 2012, 20:11
Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving. :frown

You are suity and I claim my chicken fried steak :eyes

doodab
8th July 2012, 20:14
Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving. :frown

Whats that? How unrestricted internet access reduces productivity and costs the company millions?

BrilloPad
8th July 2012, 20:43
Me, guess which one I am: :yay:

http://www.sh-tourismus.de/data/_tash/mediadb/cms_pictures/generated/cc59f689241535ca525c873b8bef14c2-300-230-87-1.jpg

Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.

Old Hack
8th July 2012, 21:05
Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.

Or Aachen...

mudskipper
8th July 2012, 21:06
Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!! :eek

What happens if I tickle you?

original PM
9th July 2012, 07:22
Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage :eyes

Lol my brother has been working in the US -- on the office door there is a sign saying Firearms not allowed...

like wtf??

Sysman
9th July 2012, 07:45
Lol my brother has been working in the US -- on the office door there is a sign saying Firearms not allowed...

like wtf??

That's definitely gonna stop your typical Gunman With a Grievance nutter.