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Tube "fat or pregnant" conundrum

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    Tube "fat or pregnant" conundrum

    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
    Get yourself one of those "baby on board" badges.

    Or lose some weight, fatty.
    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
      Pregnant ladies, there is a definitive lump starting just under the boobies.

      Fat ladies, are fat all around.

      Although my wife reckons there's a stage at around 4/5 months, where it really is hard to tell the difference.

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        #4
        Better to say, "I see you are pregnant, here, take my seat" every time.

        If they are pregnant, they will be grateful.

        If they are fat, they will feel embarrassed and go on a diet, lardy feckin hippos.

        Whereas if you say, "I see you are fat, here, take my seat" then everyone if offended every time. Which is a thought

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          #5
          Don't mention that you think she is pregnant, just be a gentleman and offer your seat to ANY woman
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
            If they point out you are fat you punch them in the face, if they point out you look pregant say thank you and engage in baby talk... Easy
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              offer your seat to ANY woman
              ANY woman ?







              Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives

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                #8
                I once saw a woman with a "Baby on Board" badge barging onto a tube before the people had had time to get off.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  ANY woman ?







                  Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives
                  That's ok, we all know shaunnyboy can't have much of a choice in life, the ugly fat ****

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                    #10
                    I'd just say wanna sit on my lap, love, and have a fondle of her bazookas

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