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    Dogs barking - weird

    I am used to the neighbours dog barking in Manchester. And I know that when he starts, the other one down the road will join in.

    I mean, that what dogs do, right ??


    But this is hilarious. We are in a mountainous valley in Italy, and it's quiet, just the odd car, and the crickets.

    Then a dog barks across the valley and it spreads. It's like the hounds of the fckng Baskervilles. Snarl, bark, growl, snarl. All around in a big circle...raar, Bark, raaaarr, baarrk,...howwwllll, bark howwwlll.... then it subsides.

    Half an hour later..it kicks off again.


    Its quite primeaval in a funny sort of way, like I feel safer knowing my dogs are keeping the lions and Italians at bay



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    I wonder if their conversations are as well-informed and respectful as those on CUK?

    Maybe you've been listening to their version of Business / Contracts until now? Just wait until their version of Doggie General kicks in later on.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gentile View Post
      I wonder if their conversations are as well-informed and respectful as those on CUK?

      Maybe you've been listening to their version of Business / Contracts until now? Just wait until their version of Doggie General kicks in later on.
      I'm not sure if that is a good parallel.

      We are talking about a bunch of animals screaming into the night 'my bollocks are bigger than yours' irrespective of who is listening. Howling into the abyss.


      I prefer listening to these dogs


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        Marillion Fan neg repped me because of my contribution to this thread.

        @mf: Don't you know that things are only ever funny because they're true, dear heart?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gentile View Post
          Marillion Fan neg repped me because of my contribution to this thread.
          It's customary on CUK to neg rep people and sign it as MF.

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            #6
            They are at it again.

            woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.




            Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..

            woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.



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              #7
              And why is the bread sweet ??????

              I had ten pints and now im trying to make me tea.

              Six slices of sausage and a bag of 'Roberto's tutto il buono del Pane'
              minin burger morbidi gustosi

              and the bread is sweet!!

              jeez. I need civiliation quick




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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

                jeez. I need civiliation quick

                I think you're there?

                Love Italy. Jealous.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  They are at it again.

                  woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.
                  You sure its not just Franco howling at the moon?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
                    I think you're there?

                    Love Italy. Jealous.

                    no way.

                    sweet bread
                    barky dogs
                    38c
                    they pretend not to speak english
                    drive like loonies
                    er...
                    ...
                    ..
                    women keep perving my body




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