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Darwin award contender!

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    Darwin award contender!

    "A young male decided to place a firework between the cheeks of his bottom and light it," Senior Sergeant Garry Smith of the local police told the newspaper.
    Ever considered putting a rocket up someone's backside? ? The Register

    From Darwin as well.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    No death = no Darwin award

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      #3
      "Alcohol was a possible factor"

      No tulip sherlock!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        WRONG - If his wedding tackle is rendered useless he qualifies.

        Reproduction
        Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
        Excellence
        Astounding misapplication of judgment.
        Self-Selection
        Cause one's own demise.
        Maturity
        Capable of sound judgment.
        Veracity
        The event must be true.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          "Alcohol was a possible factor"

          No tulip sherlock!
          Gunpowder was another possible factor. As were arse checks.

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