Look at me!

[DimPrawn]

Well what a morning I've had so far.

Got up, and couldn't find my car keys. Had to search all 14 bedrooms of my house and in the end they were in damn out buildings near the lake in the back garden!

Anyhow, jumped in one of my cars only to realise, I had the key to the wifes Porsche in my pocket. Better not take that or there will be trouble!

So finally get to work, and guess what, the new starters are all chatting away in Belarusian about the great weather here! Little do they know eh?

Anyhow must get on, meeting Bill Gates again for lunch.

Chow.

[EternalOptimist]

Thats nothing

I got pulled over by the Police, they had a message from the chief constable to say that he is going to be ten minutes late for our little dinner party tonight. Never mind at least John Hurt is always on time and he does a brilliant 'elephant' impression.
Hope the barramundy from Oz arrives fresh.

toodle pips

[wendigo100]

Pah! Got up at five a.m. yesterday for a meeting with the captains of industry. Washed, dressed, jumped in the Bentley for the drive to Mayfair, then before I got to the end of my road I remembered that the captains of industry were coming round to my house! How the staff laughed when I came back five minutes after I left! So I sacked one of them.

[Phoenix]

I was woken by a call this morning ....Angelina tells me that it's no Brads baby, it's mine! and she will be taking me to court for maintenance!!!

Add to that, Drew (bloody) Barrymore left me in bed, without resetting the alarm...I overslept, and missed the Bus!

[EternalOptimist]

Just got back from a meeting with Dyson the inventor/businessman. He wants me to come up with a nobel prize-winning device that can be used to install standard household items without the use of old fashioned tools like awls. Must get it done by 3 oclock, cant be late for the queen.

[sasguru]

This is the Threaded thread and I claim my crisp £5.

Yesterday some programmers said something in Russian. Oh, how I laughed.

Thanks,
Threaded.

[chock]

[QUOTE=wendigo100]jumped in the Bentley for the drive to Mayfair[QUOTE]

That must be the M3-Bentley AMG Maranello Spider Elegance.

Was it the one that you bought for your granddaughter?

[wendigo100]

That must be the M3-Bentley AMG Maranello Spider Elegance.

Don't ask me, my chauffeur is paid to know details like that.

[Phoenix]

[QUOTE=chock]

jumped in the Bentley for the drive to MayfairQUOTE]

That must be the M3-Bentley AMG Maranello Spider Elegance.

Was it the one that you bought for your granddaughter?

One does not have to buy!
One is given these things...what!

[el duder]

ciao