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    That glorious moment when ...

    The balloon goes up. Things you have been warning the project about for months and been ignored about, finally the tulip hits the fan. The corners cut, the much cheapness plenty quickness, the downright cowboy approach all comes to a head.

    Yes folks, we're talking about SIT testing.

    The Functional specs were never delivered. What was delivered was utter tulipe. So the developers built what they thought was right, by asking lots of questions to the author of the "Spec", and keeping records of the answers. Dozens upon dozens of emails, JIRA tickets, meetings, scraps of paper. All because of no specification that was any use.

    So, then SIT comes to pass. Everything works.

    The Bob's rub their hands in our direction. They have won? SIT passed. Victory is theirs, Shirley. This new approach to software development, Bob-style, has worked. Who needs quality requirements?

    That was of course until some bright spark in the development team pointed out they had been asked to rig the tests in SIT so they all passed.

    How anyone can trust them after that I don't know.

    So SIT testing goes in the bin, the work gets redeveloped without hard coding values to force a pass case, and those that did not heed my warnings have to go grovelling to their bosses and hand their arses on a plate.

    I love contracting. No, the gloss has not come off.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Why do I feel like there is an ending to this story with a bloke having a heart attack and quitting the contract ?
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #3
      Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
      Why do I feel like there is an ending to this story with a bloke having a heart attack and quitting the contract ?
      Because you are retarded??
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        Why do I feel like there is an ending to this story with a bloke having a heart attack and quitting the contract ?
        Thats uncalled for. Granted its the likely outcome but I was always told to see the best in people. Plus I'm an optimist. Granted 99.9999% of the time my optimism is wrong but you have to be optimistic.

        Go go inspector Suity.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
          Why do I feel like there is an ending to this story with a bloke having a heart attack and quitting the contract ?
          Bloody groundhog day.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6


            I'll give it time with you two tards. The penny will drop at some point. Sorry to disappoint, but I am doing ok.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Isn't "SIT testing" an example of RAS syndrome?

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Yes folks, we're talking about SIT testing.
                You need to adopt an agile methodology to win at musical chairs.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  hard coding values to force a pass case

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                    #10
                    well done suity.

                    rigging the tests though?? that sounds more like major corruption than a minor fiddle
                    someone should swing for that


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