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MarillionFan
6th August 2012, 20:57
I'll put the first 50p in.

EternalOptimist
6th August 2012, 20:59
only a yank retard would leave out the f5 key

Spacecadet
6th August 2012, 21:00
I'll put the first 50p in.

Timberwolf will be along shortly to point out that you've over spent already

Old Greg
6th August 2012, 21:13
Suity can do requirements.

MarillionFan
6th August 2012, 23:01
Suity can do requirements.

Oh god no! That means we may have to descope QWERTYUIOP to R. Damn!

suityou01
7th August 2012, 07:18
Oh god no! That means we may have to descope QWERTYUIOP to R. Damn!

So long as onshore resource is doing it there is no need to descope. If offshored, you would get a box with a button on it labelled 'Some Keys', and when you remonstrated with them they would simply tap the gant chart and repeatedly say 'We are ready as per the specification, where is the test data, you are holding us up'.

JSL. :D

BrilloPad
7th August 2012, 07:21
I don't think Russell needs his for the next week - can EO use that?

Obviously no-one wants to use Russell's chair after he wet himself.

Old Greg
7th August 2012, 07:52
I don't think Russell needs his for the next week - can EO use that?

Obviously no-one wants to use Russell's chair after he wet himself.

'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

BrilloPad
7th August 2012, 08:00
'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

If you want to use it - fine. But I am not convinced those other stains are chocolate. :eyes

MarillionFan
7th August 2012, 08:04
'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

Good god man! I thought you'd had therapy to get over your fetish for smelling people's chairs.

Old Greg
7th August 2012, 08:06
If you want to use it - fine. But I am not convinced those other stains are chocolate. :eyes

Is that why you went back for seconds?