A magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbie
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Don't you have to report such things to DEFRA?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishA magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbie
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The other one is going mental. It keeps flying in and out and is making a load of noise.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 tum te tum te um
What ever happend to Mick, Tommy and Jenny.
I know Tommy is promoting wrestling and presenting local BBC radio but the others....Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishA magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbieComment
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"Stick it in a jiffy bag and post it to DEFRA."
2nd class - should smell quite nice by thye time it gets there.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I saw a dead albatross once.
it was on the telly though
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistI saw a dead albatross once.
it was on the telly though
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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