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doomage
14th August 2012, 14:38
No need for a poll.

BolshieBastard
14th August 2012, 14:52
No need for a poll.

All agreed MF is the outright winner, then!?

Gentile
14th August 2012, 14:55
All agreed MF is the outright winner, then!?

Only if the prize is going to the ventriloquist; I'd be willing to bet 3/4 of the sockies on CUK are just him pretending to have even a single friend. His Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.

chef
14th August 2012, 14:59
His Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.

erm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?

original PM
14th August 2012, 15:02
my thoughts exactly.

although i am not sure I want to know

DaveB
14th August 2012, 15:08
Only if the prize is going to the ventriloquist; I'd be willing to bet 3/4 of the sockies on CUK are just him pretending to have even a single friend. His Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.


erm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?


my thoughts exactly.

although i am not sure I want to know

I belive this is the origin of the phrase "A bloody mess".












:igmc:

Gentile
14th August 2012, 15:13
erm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?

OK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator (http://www.randominsults.net/):

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t435/Gentile_CUK/Rep.gif

fullyautomatix
14th August 2012, 15:16
OK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator (http://www.randominsults.net/):

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t435/Gentile_CUK/Rep.gif


Why are you trying so hard to prove that you are ever so popular in this forum ? :confused:

Also, rep has lost its shine ever since repileaks came out. None of us really bother about it.

Gentile
14th August 2012, 15:21
Why are you trying so hard to prove that you are ever so popular in this forum ? :confused:

Also, rep has lost its shine ever since repileaks came out. None of us really bother about it.

I'm not. I'm stating that MF isn't popular, which is a different thing. Ironically, I think that MF is the only person that really cares about Rep; most normal people have CUK and all aspects of it firmly in perspective to the rest of our lives.

MarillionFan
14th August 2012, 15:23
OK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator (http://www.randominsults.net/):

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t435/Gentile_CUK/Rep.gif

Member List - Contractor UK Bulletin Board (http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/list/?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30)

:rolleyes:

Who are you? Who are you?

:rollin:

Gentile
14th August 2012, 15:24
Member List - Contractor UK Bulletin Board (http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/list/?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30)

:rolleyes:

Who are you? Who are you?

:rollin:

Speak of Rod Hull and he's sure to appear.

:eyes

MarillionFan
14th August 2012, 19:26
Speak of Rod Hull and he's sure to appear.

:eyes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3XD3XOmBOU

darmstadt
14th August 2012, 20:22
erm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?

DIY (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19095641)

(Yes, its is SFW)

darmstadt
14th August 2012, 20:24
OK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator (http://www.randominsults.net/):


You don't need one of them, just turn sasguru on...

Gentile
14th August 2012, 22:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMa0rNbpSCc

MarillionFan
14th August 2012, 22:30
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/05/article-2168981-13EC91E7000005DC-383_470x531.jpg

http://chicktech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1293-double-facepalm-fail-star_trek.jpg

SimonMac
15th August 2012, 19:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMa0rNbpSCc

:rollin:

Can knuckle dragging, child scaring brainless twat be the new lowest rep level?

MarillionFan
15th August 2012, 19:23
:rollin:

Can knuckle dragging, child scaring brainless twat be the new lowest rep level?

Bit harsh. I know it was car crashingly bad, but calling Gentile a knuckle dragging, child scaring brainless twat? Oooo.

SimonMac
15th August 2012, 19:46
Bit harsh. I know it was car crashingly bad, but calling Gentile a knuckle dragging, child scaring brainless twat? Oooo.

You got two choices mate, you can take the fact she has stitched you up in good grace, or you can whine and bitch like Russell would and just prove her point further

mudskipper
15th August 2012, 19:47
You got two choices mate, you can take the fact she has stitched you up in good grace, or you can whine and bitch like Russell would and just prove her point further

I actually thought MF came across quite well in the vid. Tall, slim, well spoken.

BrilloPad
15th August 2012, 19:49
I actually thought MF came across quite well in the vid. Tall, slim, well spoken.

You fancy him don't you?

Or is it any man in uniform?

:p

SimonMac
15th August 2012, 19:49
I actually thought MF came across quite well in the vid. Tall, slim, well spoken.

I couldn't possibly say if he has a Napoleon complex!

mudskipper
15th August 2012, 19:54
You fancy him don't you?

Or is it any man in uniform?

:p

Pass.

Gentile
15th August 2012, 20:02
You fancy him don't you?

Or is it any man in uniform?

:p

I didn't even know MF had a job at McDonald's. :)

MarillionFan
15th August 2012, 20:05
You got two choices mate, you can take the fact she has stitched you up in good grace, or you can whine and bitch like Russell would and just prove her point further

Freamons parody was a piece of pure genius & I bow down to the fact he stitched me up well and proper. Gentiles attempt is a hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible. In fact, you see that hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible video - thats you, thats your contracting career that is.

d000hg
15th August 2012, 21:05
You lost. Twice.

Incognito
16th August 2012, 17:02
Freamons parody was a piece of pure genius & I bow down to the fact he stitched me up well and proper. Gentiles attempt is a hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible. In fact, you see that hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible video - thats you, thats your contracting career that is.

I hear you. That was painful.

northernladuk
16th August 2012, 17:07
Freamons parody was a piece of pure genius & I bow down to the fact he stitched me up well and proper. Gentiles attempt is a hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible. In fact, you see that hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible video - thats you, thats your contracting career that is.

Can't pass up a chance to link it again...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/76448-congrats-pondy-2.html#post1498012

Platypus
16th August 2012, 17:10
Can't pass up a chance to link it again...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/76448-congrats-pondy-2.html#post1498012

Oh that one, yes it was pure genius :laugh

louie
16th August 2012, 17:16
Freamons parody was a piece of pure genius & I bow down to the fact he stitched me up well and proper. Gentiles attempt is a hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible. In fact, you see that hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged attempt at something tangible video - thats you, thats your contracting career that is.

+1

No comparison.

xoggoth
16th August 2012, 18:10
Don't want a link to that one.

Where is link to Gentile's "hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged" attempt? It has so got up MF's nose it must obviously be hilarious and briliant!

MarillionFan
16th August 2012, 18:15
Don't want a link to that one.

Where is link to Gentile's "hamfisted, car crashingly bad, incredibly unfunny, badly put together, bad judged" attempt? It has so got up MF's nose it must obviously be hilarious and briliant!

Oi! I've got my eye on you. :mad