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Miss Italy - no bikinis

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    Miss Italy - no bikinis

    Oh bum, I was looking forward to seeing a few Italian women in bikinis:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Still thinner than Victoria Beckham.
    <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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      #3
      Doesn't even make sense. 1/10
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Doesn't even make sense. 1/10
        Oh alright, have some very interesting reading
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Hubba, hubba
          I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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            #6
            Organiser says contestants will be dressed in 50s-style one-piece costumes and will learn about 'interior beauty'
            as in how nice can they make the interior of a house look?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Mrs sasguru has really let herself go.

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                #8
                Wonder if they are still allowed to shave?
                nomadd liked this post

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                  #9
                  Is that Andy W's mum?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                    Is that Andy W's mum?
                    You should know. Has she changed that much since you dated her?

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