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15 August 2012, 14:01

Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger
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15 August 2012, 14:02

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)

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15 August 2012, 14:04

ah, the old 'boner at the desk' problem

It's a hard one

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15 August 2012, 14:05

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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15 August 2012, 14:07

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I usually think about shoes for a bit.

to relieve frustration

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15 August 2012, 14:08

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I usually think about shoes for a bit.

Sick pervert!

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15 August 2012, 14:09

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

Problem is Gibbon will think about shoes
Then a naked women in high heels...
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15 August 2012, 14:09

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

When you've an erection? Or do you mean when dealing with someone else's, you think about shoes?

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I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

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15 August 2012, 14:09

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to relieve frustration

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

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15 August 2012, 14:11

You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.

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