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Gibbon
15th August 2012, 14:01
Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

Spacecadet
15th August 2012, 14:02
Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)

EternalOptimist
15th August 2012, 14:04
ah, the old 'boner at the desk' problem

It's a hard one

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 14:05
:laugh

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

chef
15th August 2012, 14:07
:laugh

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

to relieve frustration :confused:

doomage
15th August 2012, 14:08
:laugh

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

Sick pervert!

louie
15th August 2012, 14:09
:laugh

I usually think about shoes for a bit.

Problem is Gibbon will think about shoes
Then a naked women in high heels...

d000hg
15th August 2012, 14:09
:laugh

I usually think about shoes for a bit.When you've an erection? Or do you mean when dealing with someone else's, you think about shoes?

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 14:09
to relieve frustration :confused:

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

d000hg
15th August 2012, 14:11
You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.

mudskipper
15th August 2012, 14:11
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

doomage
15th August 2012, 14:11
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

Has he clamped your car?

KentPhilip
15th August 2012, 14:11
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit vs IT bloke 's parts in my mouth.

A contradiction in terms surely?

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 14:14
You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.

That made me snort with laughter.


You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).
Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.


Has he clamped your car?
No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.

BrilloPad
15th August 2012, 14:14
Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

Try using tissues.

HTH

northernladuk
15th August 2012, 14:14
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/2427796-948644-a-womans-mouth-and-a-circuit-board.jpg

:eyes

Gibbon
15th August 2012, 14:14
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

See, I was doing ok with the shoes and now you do this!!!!

d000hg
15th August 2012, 14:14
A contradiction in terms surely?Not in California.

Spacecadet
15th August 2012, 14:15
Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.


Thick but nice to look at? It's very common

BrilloPad
15th August 2012, 14:15
No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.

Does it rhyme with ripple?

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 14:16
Thick but nice to look at? It's very common

Aye, sadly. Generally I much prefer it the other way round, but for an ogle or a one off then it's Ok by me.

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 14:17
Does it rhyme with ripple?

Yeah, good call.

Malcolm Buggeridge
15th August 2012, 14:20
You mean you fired off a crackshot whilst seated at your desk?

Spacecadet
15th August 2012, 14:20
You mean you fired off a crackshot whilst seated at your desk?

Thats the ticket

EternalOptimist
15th August 2012, 14:21
It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?



:rolleyes:

louie
15th August 2012, 14:23
It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?



:rolleyes:

Point it up and tuck into your belt, make sure the head doesn't popout though, might be considered a bit odd.

BrilloPad
15th August 2012, 14:25
It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?



:rolleyes:

Most guys are not going to be looking so no worries....

DodgyAccountant
15th August 2012, 14:33
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?
:rolleyes:

Show off.

FiveTimes
15th August 2012, 14:35
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

A fit IT blokes part - you mean his magic screwdriver :eyes

sasguru
15th August 2012, 14:46
Point it up and tuck into your belt, make sure the head doesn't popout though, might be considered a bit odd.

That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.

Spacecadet
15th August 2012, 14:55
That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.

Your belt, not someone else's

d000hg
15th August 2012, 15:08
Probably he should stop growing his chest hair to his waist.

mudskipper
15th August 2012, 15:18
That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.

Saggy moobs?

ChimpMaster
15th August 2012, 15:34
I usually relieve this boredom by playing games

Notascooby
15th August 2012, 15:40
Saggy moobs?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k2p2 again.

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 15:42
I usually relieve this boredom by playing games with women on Kik. Games that often include the words "now your turn" :tongue

WTF is kik?

Notascooby
15th August 2012, 15:45
According to Google ....

"Kik Messenger is the totally free, crazy-fast cross-platform messenger app that connects you to your friends in real-time."

Seems like a pedo's playground

ChimpMaster
15th August 2012, 15:47
WTF is kik?

Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones (http://www.kik.com/)

Bit like Whatsapp.

Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready :wink

MaryPoppins
15th August 2012, 16:03
Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones (http://www.kik.com/)

Bit like Whatsapp.

Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready :wink

What the.....what on earth is the bloody point?

mudskipper
15th August 2012, 16:05
I'm so bored I've taken to answering random numpty questions on StackOverflow.

Gibbon
15th August 2012, 16:12
make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)

Do you know me? It can't have been a pretty sight, luckily I was on a weeks notice!

d000hg
15th August 2012, 17:24
Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.

BolshieBastard
15th August 2012, 18:15
Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.

You really have no idea, do you?

Marvellous.

d000hg
15th August 2012, 21:07
You really have no idea, do you?That I'm fit? No, that's news to me.

Scrag Meister
16th August 2012, 06:49
You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

:frown

I do have a personality. :P