Boy, 8, cooked neighbour’s cat in a microwave

[petergriffin]

God I hate microwaves! Back in the day we use to leave the cat soaking for 48 hours before baking it in a proper oven:

Boy, eight, cooked neighbour¿s cat in the microwave in front of horrified owner | Mail Online

[mudskipper]

How much was the neighbour's house worth? Reporting standards are slipping.

[BolshieBastard]

God I hate microwaves! Back in the day we use to leave the cat soaking for 48 hours before baking it in a proper oven:

Boy, eight, cooked neighbour¿s cat in the microwave in front of horrified owner | Mail Online

Result!

Bet a few mice are having a good laugh over that one!

[MarillionFan]

Serial killer alert

[NickFitz]

"The horrified owners rushed their traumatised pet to the PDSA charity for urgent treatment and it is recovering."

So, not actually cooked then?

The Mail are slipping though - you only have to get to the fourth paragraph to find out the headline is a lie. Usually it's about the nineteenth paragraph.

[mudskipper]

"The horrified owners rushed their traumatised pet to the PDSA charity for urgent treatment and it is recovering."

So, not actually cooked then?

The Mail are slipping though - you only have to get to the fourth paragraph to find out the headline is a lie. Usually it's about the nineteenth paragraph.

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.

[chef]

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.

it sounds like a junior school playground around here

"see that girl over there, she fancies you"

[mudskipper]

it sounds like a junior school playground around here

"see that girl over there, she fancies you"

I'm not sure we're quite that mature.

Anyway - haven't you got a wedding to plan?

[chef]

I'm not sure we're quite that mature.

Anyway - haven't you got a wedding to plan?

I'm too busy eating desserts, couldn't decide between the 4 on offer and so I've slowly worked my way through all of them

Creme brûlée
panacotta
Fried banana
Ice cream

[BrilloPad]

I'm too busy eating desserts, couldn't decide between the 4 on offer and so I've slowly worked my way through all of them

Creme brûlée
panacotta
Fried banana
Ice cream

You won't fit in your wedding suit at this rate.