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    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    bloggoth

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    #2
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    Are you writing xogtales vol 2?

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      What would it be called if

      a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?

      Just asking like.
      Doubly disappointing


      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      What would it be called if

      b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?

      Just asking like.
      I'm in Suffolk, I don't understand the hypotesis


      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      What would it be called if

      c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

      Just asking like.
      It would put the willies up me!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        What would it be called if

        a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
        b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
        c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

        Just asking like.
        a) A double disapointment

        b) A Darwin award

        c) A paranormal ejaculation.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          What would it be called if

          a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself? Gay
          b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her? Bestiality
          c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it? How does a non-corporeal ghost bonk a body?

          Just asking like.
          HTH
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            What would it be called if

            a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
            b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
            c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

            Just asking like.
            It would be called "being Xenophon"

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              What would it be called if

              a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
              b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
              c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

              Just asking like.
              Does sound like another new plot for new Xoggy book - I'd buy it for the Kindle!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                What would it be called if

                a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
                You mean travelled back to the early 90s when the word "bonk" was still in common usage?
                "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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