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Disturbance in the force

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    Disturbance in the force

    ah
    obi wan

    thank you for attending

    I have detected a shift in the force.

    The females at CUK are in the ascendant.


    about blooming time too



    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ah
    obi wan

    thank you for attending

    I have detected a shift in the force.

    The females at CUK are in the ascendant.


    about blooming time too



    Put your knickers on and get back in the kitchen sweetheart.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      shut it snot rocket
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        CUK General. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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          #5
          Shut it bendy boy
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Shut it bendy boy
            Don't remember that quote, was it CP3P0?

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              #7
              EO3PO
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                ah
                obi wan

                thank you for attending

                I have detected a shift in the force.

                The females at CUK are in the ascendant.


                about blooming time too



                A young Jedi named sasguru, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the HMRC hunt down and destroy the Contractors. He betrayed and murdered Marillion Fan. Now the Contractors are all but extinct. sasguru was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Obiwan Kenobi View Post
                  A young Jedi named sasguru, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the HMRC hunt down and destroy the Contractors. He betrayed and murdered Marillion Fan. Now the Contractors are all but extinct. sasguru was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
                  So, I was correct all along. He is a bit of a c##t
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    So, I was correct all along. He is a lot of a c##t
                    FTFY

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