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But she's only ten!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBut she's only ten!
(She's 19 - before anyone calls the NSPCC)Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYeah, well. Like mother, like daughter.
(She's 19 - before anyone calls the NSPCC)
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MF in 'Cliphead' ModeWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh really! Twizzles moustache.
MF in 'Mich The Tester Mode'
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MF in 'Cliphead' ModeComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh really! Twizzles moustache.
MF in 'Mich The Tester Mode'
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MF in 'Cliphead' Mode
And the fate of the maiden who topes
She lowered her standards by raising her glass
Her courage, her eyes and his hopesComment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostUnaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass
And the fate of the maiden who topes
She lowered her standards by raising her glass
Her courage, her eyes and his hopesJob motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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