Electric Blanket

**Troll** · 17 August 2012, 08:41

Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH

**oscarose** · 17 August 2012, 10:34

Originally posted by Troll View Post

Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH

I need something reliable and robust...

**doodab** · 17 August 2012, 10:35

Originally posted by oscarose View Post

I need something reliable and robust...

Get a northern lass

**shaunbhoy** · 17 August 2012, 10:38

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Get a northern lass

How about the Rochdale swamp donkey??

**d000hg** · 17 August 2012, 10:41

Originally posted by Troll View Post

Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.

**shaunbhoy** · 17 August 2012, 10:43

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.

Maybe Troll's wife sweats so much that a little extra moisture goes largely undetected?

**Troll** · 17 August 2012, 10:56

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Maybe Troll's wife sweats so much that a little extra moisture goes largely undetected?

Your wife's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

**shaunbhoy** · 17 August 2012, 10:58

Originally posted by Troll View Post

Your wife's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

And yours is so stupid that she married you.

Nuff said.

**oscarose** · 17 August 2012, 10:59

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.

Not if it's electric. Apparently.

Electric Blanket