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    I was searching for something entirely different

    but this is what I found....

    The World Famous Pooter Tooter - Buy here!

    with a little practice, it produces many types of flatulence sounds from the short high pitched squeaker to the long drawn out fart. It truly sounds exactly like the real fart sounds we all produce. Not electronic sounding or repetitious like the battery operated units. Since 1981 The Pooter Tooter fart machine has been used on countless TV shows as a realistic sound effect, and by many celebrities on talk shows, business meetings, social events and my all time favorite...in the elevator.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Fairly old tech. At the last tedious family gathering one of my nephews put an electronic fart machine under my chair. It was fairly funny on the first occasion.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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