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    Cheer up girls

    The news all men have been waiting for? Oral sex is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Mail Online

    No prescription charges, PM me for a details.

    #2
    The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but happiness appears to be a function of the seminal fluid pulsing through one’s veins.
    I like it when they swallow but I think I'd run a mile from a girl who wanted to inject my jizz intravenously.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I like it when they swallow but I think I'd run a mile from a girl who wanted to inject my jizz intravenously.
      Especially when you think about how she might want to get it into the syringe in the first place.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        It says

        "It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants."

        I must admit that it is a 2 way thing as it has a similar effect on my as I give it away. It certainly induces sleep on my part.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          But then if you're losing it, you should suffer from adverse effects. Unless you kiss her afterwards.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            I read an article once that said the best way for it to be administered was as a suppository.

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Unless you kiss her afterwards.
              A must.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                But then if you're losing it, you should suffer from adverse effects. Unless you kiss her afterwards.
                Naah I've got loads of the stuff. Giving away a few teasoons of man juice is not going to change my mood much. I'm a chartiable kind of chap in these respects. Anyhow, I've been making it for years and it seems like an endless supply is readily available. Although when I have been on the beer it might involved a little more work on her part!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  But then if you're losing it, you should suffer from adverse effects. Unless you kiss her afterwards.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  A must.
                  Just so very wrong on so many levels
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?

                    Spitting, swallowing and gargling.


                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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